Q&A w/ Lori Bitchface

Q: Did you check Piercer Dude's Facebook page today?
A: Yes.
Q: Any good news?
A: There's a chick in his pic now, if that's what you mean.
Q: How does this make you feel?
A: Fuck.

Q: Have you evaluated the last 25 years for yourself today?
A: Yes.
Q: Any accomplishments you're proud of and want to share with the world today?
A: Fuck.

Q: Those pants look a little tight around the waist; have you been sticking to your diet plan?
A: FUCK OFF.
Q: So you haven't made any progress, physically?
A: Not recently, no.
Q: Any plans to?
A: ... Fuck.

Q: As a whole, would you consider yourself to be happ--
A: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ALREADY. I hate you! ASDFGHJKLOIUYTRSTXDCYVJBLKGYDC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Maybe tomorrow will be better?
A: If you are shutting up tomorrow, then yes, tomorrow will be so much better.